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This entry was posted on 3/7/2007 1:02 AM and is filed under Announcements.

As the news breaks about Matt Sanchez's past as a porn star, we just want to say that we've known all about it since about two weeks after
his op-ed ran in the
NY Post--and, boy, how'd we ever get so distracted that we didn't get around to honoring Matt as a RightWingTrashMan? You can even find some nice quotes from Matt back during his days as "Rod Majors" where he talks about how his best sexual experiences are always had in private. That's serious moralizing by the standards of a porn star. Anyway, we're just posting this as yet another example of how conservatives don't have conniption fits quite as easily as good Leftists will continue to imagine. Or fantasize about. That said, sorry if anybody's shocked by the image here, but get used to it.
Patriot Ass will be the Rod Majors production that all the Leftists will be featuring on their own sites--and their network news coverage.