Dopey As Hell
This entry was posted on 4/30/2007 10:05 PM and is filed under Film.
5/1/07: Network (1976)The deep thinkers are busy, so it’s left to us to write about
Network while Rosie O’Donnell
cashes in
on her moronic brand of madness. Of course, there’s nothing
particularly insightful about comparing O’Donnell to Peter Finch’s
notorious depiction of Howard Beale—still a pop-culture fixture as the
deranged network anchorman who urges people to lean out of windows and
shout a moronic call to arms.
The thing about
Network is that people have forgotten how Paddy
Chayefsky wrote a clever satire of Leftist self-delusion. Faye Dunaway
is totally liberated as UBS entertainment executive Diana Christensen,
who’s buying into the post-hippie malaise that would soon give us Jimmy
Carter. She thinks people want to watch Howard Beale because he’s
significant.
The network hands over the news division to Christensen, but the
ratings start to decline. Christensen is also busy developing a network
series about a real-life Communist revolutionary who’s leading a
terrorist gang similar to the Symbionese Liberation Army. The proud
leader, of course, becomes a good capitalist when it's time to
negotiate a contract.
31-YEAR-OLD SPOILER: In the end, UBS uses synergy to get the terrorist
gang to murder Beale. The executives have no choice. Beale’s ratings
are in the cellar. They look for a new loon while continuing to pander
to the goofiest instincts of the American public.
The public presumably keeps watching—but it’s 1976. There’s no Netflix or even a place to rent a VHS tape. On the other hand,
The View’s been doing great. Oh, well. It’s hardly a surprise that Paddy Chayefsky continues to matter.
Make it your own: There was a 2-disc
Special Edition
released last year, and plenty of attention goes to Chayefsky. We’re
also reminded of how self-pitying Leftist news icons love to treat
Network
like some kind of vindication. We’ll remember that it was left to
Chayefsky to take the podium and properly condemn Vanessa Redgrave when
she complained about evil Zionists during the Oscars. He condemned her
as self-important.