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Why Dorothy Should’ve Packed Heat

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This entry was posted on 7/10/2007 8:22 PM and is filed under Film.

  7/11/07: The Brave One's Trailer (2007)

Ed Driscoll’s blog has a recent fun entry where he’s properly suspicious about The Brave One. There’s every reason to believe that Jodie Foster’s take on a distaff Death Wish will involve…oh, some kind of crap like mistaken identity or just a big lesson learned about how there’s no room for vigilantes in society. The title might not even refer to Foster as the fatal fiancée (and public-radio host) avenging her lover’s murder. It might refer to those gentle souls who trust government clerks with badges to protect them from vicious criminals.

After all, things have changed since Charles Bronson cleaned up New York City back in 1974. It’s entirely believable that today’s New York Post would rather run a headline that reads “Vigilante?” instead of “Vigilante!” But we can heartily endorse the spirit of The Brave One's trailer—if only because the closing line is hilarious.

And, you know, it’s certainly understandable.

There’s another reason to hope for the best with The Brave One. It’s the biggest break yet for the father/son screenwriting team of Roderick Taylor and Bruce A. Taylor. Roderick Taylor has been knocking around Hollywood for years as a writer/producer/director. More importantly, he used to be the bizarre glam-rocker Roderick Falconer.

This great lost artist launched his doomed career with two ’70s albums. Rock critics were awfully nervous about Falconer's old-fashioned values and fondness for scary fascist imagery. We’re not saying that people who arm themselves against criminals are fascists—although we like their old-fashioned values. We’re just saying that Rod Taylor has a history of scaring hippies and other Leftists.

We’re also okay with Neil Jordan as The Brave One's director. No matter how the movie turns out, we’ll always have this trailer.

Make it your own: The Brave One (opening on September 14th) has an official site with the trailer and a bland plot synopsis. The tortured tagline: “How Many Wrongs To Make It Right?” Hey, let’s find out!

Roderick Falconer will get his own entry here someday. Sadly, none of his albums have ever been legitimately released on CD. At least a fan has put together a MySpace page with some Falconer songs. The “Sounds Like…” listing is particularly smart, and plugs other great lost folks like Brian Protheroe and David Werner.

 

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    • 7/11/2007 8:13 PM Dan wrote:
      http://web.mac.com/dmax/iWeb/BP

      Protheroe is still around. Currently playing Saruman in the musical "Lord of The Rings."
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    • 8/15/2007 10:51 PM Rod wrote:
      You guys are brilliant. We who are close to The Brave One, and in love with her, can tell you that your fears and ours did not come to pass -- that the horrendous subversion of the story did not take place. God and Joel Silver protected it. But your recitation of the usual smarmy homiletics which transform almost all movies and television shows into soulless crap -- was hilarious. It's somehow reassuring to know, or at least to believe, that my friends and I are not insane. You can be assured that there are forces who try to denature and destroy all works of grace and beauty, especially if they're constituted of fire and ice. But that did not happen here. Jodie Foster and Terrence Howard give powerful performances, amazing really, and Neil Jordan completely delivers a grittily beautiful and lyrical vision of NYC not seen since Taxi Driver. Complementi on your review. And on the depth of your cynicism and knowledge of important pop cultural history. I'm sure Roderick Falconer is stirring even now in his remote and well-guarded temple of solitude.
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