Here’s something different. We’ve never showcased a website before, but we’re feeling particularly good about Consumption Junction. Actually, it’s a website that we usually feel bad about enjoying. There’s plenty of nihilistic action on the internet, and Consumption Junction has always been one of the leaders in the field—to the extent that many of our readers would be downright offended by the site.

So please don’t go visit Consumption Junction if you’re offended at pictures of grotesque sex acts and even worst accident scenes. However, get there right now (or, you know, later) if you enjoy laughing at the pathetic antics of idiotic Leftist creeps and other lowlifes whose creepy ways can be traced back to the Summer of Love. The only problem is that—sooner, rather than later—you’ll have to ignore something that strikes you as deeply offensive in a personal or political way.

So why are we bothering to endorse Consumption Junction? We’re glad we asked that question. The guys who run the site frequently post editorials, and Phil ran one on Friday that we found to be particularly inspiring. He lives in Washington, D.C., and was discussing his plans to check out this weekend’s big ANSWER Rally in his nearby Lafayette Park. (Screaming Language Advisory on that link, by the way.) This is Phil discussing how the “terrorist-loving liberals” might let him sleep until the afternoon:

That’s when Cindy Sheehan comes out of her “anti-war retirement” (who knew you could retire from your moral convictions?) to inspire the civil disobedience.
 
Did I say civil disobedience? Damn right I did. It seems the high-gas-price-loving, anthrax-sniffing protesters think it’s time to ratchet up the at-home offensive by disrupting the functions of government. Wondering what their method of choice will be?  A “die-in.” Yes, a die-in. And for the record, that would be when 1,000+ people pretend to be dead in front of the US capital building in order to make a point about how many Americans and Iraqis have died in the war.

Well if they’re all playing dead, then you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to go piss on their graves, just like they’re doing to the thousands of people who have been serving valiantly overseas.

No, that doesn’t make me a war or Bush supporter. That makes me a supporter of my countrymen and anyone else killed since September 2001. Because, despite my personal opinions of the war, I sure as hell consider pretending to be dead an affront to the people who are dead. That’s just not kosher on any level.

See, Michelle Malkin didn’t think to urinate on anyone.

But, like Malkin, Phil’s also a big supporter of the proud counter-protestors in Group of Eagles. You’ll see from his editorial that Phil’s not guaranteed to vote Republican next year. It’s still good to know that we’ve got one sex-and-violence humor site that won’t be donating any proceeds to something as disturbing as MoveOn.org.

Make it your own: Here’s yet another link to Consumption Junction. We can’t make it much simpler. If, you know, you’re into that kind of thing.

And we’re not looking to just single out Phil here. In fact, he may be the only Consumption Junction guy we haven’t met personally. We remember the other people there to also be fine folks. If, you know, you're into that kind of thing.

 

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