5/5/08: Closed—as Ordained by God!

Deadlines loom, and, as the Good Book says, “Thou shalt not harvest schlock whilst thou children starvest.” Except, of course, the Bible says no such thing. Good thing, too. Harvesting schlock is our only job skill. We just wanted to catch up with goofing on Nancy Pelosi and her own fondness for imaginary Bible verses.

Someone else should’ve mentioned this while we were on vacation, but now we have to note that Pelosi’s preening brings her reign in the House of Representatives even closer in comparison to 1962’s classic caveman saga Eegah—which also ends with a dopey and fictitious Bible verse. This got us to watch Eegah again, and it’s still a fun film with a title sequence that once scared the heck out of a certain 10-year-old conservative. Sadly, there’s no real political content. The only thing we could think of was that the prehistoric Eegah seems to have been kept alive through the ages by the sulfur in his California cave. That might explain why environmentalists smell that way.

Yeah, that’s the best gag we could manage. The director of Eegah made a Cold War classic, though, and we’ll review that soon enough—but probably not when postings resume on Wednesday, May 7th.

 

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