The Five Best Conservative Porn Films

Thanks to a very recent entry, this site can now boast of compiling The Five Best Conservative Porn Films—which is something many people have probably Googled in vain, along with searches for the Best Conservative Adult Films. Let’s go ahead and throw in the Best Conservative Pr0n Films, too.

As with my listing of the 10 Best Conservative Horror Films, each title below links to a previous entry. The #1 movie actually shows up on both lists—and I’m pretty sure that Dave Cummings is the only performer to appear in more than one title here. (Ron Jeremy must have been out of town the week they were filming #3.) Please note that I could’ve easily hacked out a Top Ten of Conservative Porn Films. As mentioned somewhere amongst these links, plenty of lesser adult films have attempted some token morality. Let this list be a tribute to my high standards…

    5)    Screw My Wife Please!! Vol. 24 (2001)

    4)    The Sex Prophet (1973)

    3)    Devil In Miss Jones 5: The Inferno (1994)

    2)    Olympic Fever (1979)

    1)    The Devil In Miss Jones (1973)

…plus an Honorable Mention to 1977’s Chatterbox, which you would assume to be X-rated if Neil Sedaka hadn’t written the soundtrack. And here’s an article where I compare the director of the 2005 Devil In Miss Jones remake to John Cassavetes. I mean it, too.

 

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